2025 Toothpaste Stain Collection Now Live

T-shirts with
real toothpaste
stains.

Because sometimes you forget to rinse. And honestly? It looks kind of cool.

Hand-applied stains
100% organic cotton
Actually smells like mint
AS SEEN IN
THE NEW YORK TIMES
VICE
THE CUT
GOOP
BRANDON MAXWELL FW25
The Collection

Signature Stains

The Classic Drip
White • Heavy chest stain
$42
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XL
The Morning Rush
Heather • Multi-stain chaos
$42
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XL
Midnight Brush
Black • Subtle stains
$48
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Mint Explosion
Seafoam • Full coverage
$44
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XL
The origin story

It started with a rushed morning.

Our founder, Ruben, was late to a pitch meeting. He brushed his teeth in the Uber. He spilled half the tube on his favorite white tee. The client loved the shirt more than the pitch.

Three weeks later, he showed up to a second meeting wearing the same stained shirt on purpose. Someone offered him $180 for it.

T-PASTE was born that day.

Handcrafted stains
Each one is unique. Just like your dental hygiene.
Stains applied per shirt 3–11
Toothpaste used monthly 14 lbs
Times we've been asked if it's real 4,892
INTERACTIVE

Build your own stain pattern

Click anywhere on the shirt. Add as many stains as you want. Then buy it.

Click to add stains
Stain type
Intensity
7
Your custom creation will be hand-stained to match your design
"I spilled actual toothpaste on my shirt by accident and everyone thought it was from T-PASTE. I now own six of them."
— Priya Patel, Creative Director
"My husband keeps stealing my T-PASTE shirts. I've started buying two of each color. This is our weird little thing now."
— Jordan Ellis, Software Engineer
"Wore the Midnight Brush to a meeting. Someone asked if I had 'expensive taste in shirts.' I said yes."
— Marcus Rivera, Founder @ Studio RV
LIMITED DROP

Next drop is
coming soon.

We're only making 300 shirts. Join the waitlist and you'll get early access + a secret stain preview.

Favorite stain style (optional)
4,292 already waiting
Drops March 2025
Do the stains wash out?
No. We use a proprietary stain formula that becomes one with the cotton. It's permanent. Like your commitment to oral health.
Can I request specific stain placements?
Yes. Use the custom builder or email us a photo of your actual stained shirt for reference.
Does it actually smell like mint?
Yes. We lightly infuse each shirt with natural peppermint oil. It fades after 2–3 washes. You're welcome.
What if I want more stains?
Our "Chaos Mode" tier comes with 15+ stains. Only available by special request. Email Kevin.
Free shipping on orders over $85 • 30-day stain guarantee